Grab your moose mugs full of eggnog and sing along . . .
On the 12th day of Christmas my Sgt. gave to me,
14 reports and the paperwork to a felony
11 pairs of shackles
10 use of force sheets
9 prisoner pickups
8 warning tickets
7 in house trainings
6 sets of flex cuffs
5 time of request forms
4 warrant checks
3 pending calls
2 surety bonds
And a subpoena to the grand jury . . .
"Hallelujah! Holy shit, where's the Tylenol?"
Every time I try to dream up a clever title for a conference class I get stuck trying to not be too cute. We all know the offenders who come up with somet...
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