"Hey CO, all I did was a quick search for weapons."
translation - "If you find dope or anything else, please handle the charges and report so I don't have to."
"All he has wrong with him is a small abrasion to his knee."
translation - "I think it might need stitches, please don't make me take this guy to the hospital."
"Unable to locate."
translation - "I can't believe you sent me here to check on this. The "suspicious" person was last seen an hour ago. Like they're still going to be here. Right."
"It's a civil matter."
translation - "Why the hell did you call the cops for this?"
"Do you have any pending calls?"
translation - "Please say no so I can eat for the first time in eight hours."
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