Cake please . . .

Sorry it's been awhile, writer's block is a bitch. So is work.

Here's some quotes to brighten your day.

"There's balloons . . . there must be cake. Cake brings everyone together, hell it's the only reason I got married. Let's follow the balloons."

"Jesus I would rather be locked up than sit through the rest of this class. I mean I realize I basically am locked up every night at work, but still. A $500, 000 bond would still be better than this."

It's because I'm a girl, isn't it . . .

The other half stops a car doing 78 in a posted 35. The driver's license has been suspended since the late 90's probably. She has had multiple consecutive suspensions for driving without a license and several DUIs. He also finds she has a warrant. Her response?

"You only pulled me over because I'm a girl."
"Get out of the car. . ."