*Quick note: Thanks to everyone for the song suggestions, my I Pod and I love you.
Sarge: (Pointing at our extra guy.)"You're on red light" (Pointing at my partner.) "You're on green light"
Extra guy: "Wait, so I'm on red light?!"
Sarge: (Speaking to my partner) "He's only greenlighted if you give him permission. If he goes green without your permission I green light you to beat his ass."
Extra guy: "Red light means I'm on time out and I'm the good cop?! What the f***"
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