Tuesday, September 14, 2010

So. . .your're a cop?

This has gotten said to me like 20 times while I've been in uniform this week. Is it bad these are some of the responses I've concocted in my head?

-Nope. Stripper.
-Halloween is a religion for me. I celebrate it year round.
-Stole the uniform. Don't tell the cops.
-I'm an explorer. We're short staffed from lay offs so they let me carry a gun after school.
-They said military uniform inspired clothing was the new thing this fall, my own twist.
-I dress like this because I like looking like I weigh 20 pounds more and like a man.

Or just, "No." I wonder what they'd say to that?


  1. Haha. People are crazy silly and somewhat dense. Like your responses.

  2. Small dormant brains would explode. It would sound like Rice Krispies.

  3. Agh, I hate it when I get this question. Mostly I look at them like they're morons, then speak very slowly and precisely. I'll have to try some of these out :)

  4. Those are great responses! I'd like to see the looks on their faces or then again, they might believe some of them.