Tuesday, September 14, 2010

So. . .your're a cop?

This has gotten said to me like 20 times while I've been in uniform this week. Is it bad these are some of the responses I've concocted in my head?

-Nope. Stripper.
-Halloween is a religion for me. I celebrate it year round.
-Stole the uniform. Don't tell the cops.
-I'm an explorer. We're short staffed from lay offs so they let me carry a gun after school.
-They said military uniform inspired clothing was the new thing this fall, my own twist.
-I dress like this because I like looking like I weigh 20 pounds more and like a man.

Or just, "No." I wonder what they'd say to that?

5 comments:

  1. Haha. People are crazy silly and somewhat dense. Like your responses.

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  2. Small dormant brains would explode. It would sound like Rice Krispies.

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  3. Agh, I hate it when I get this question. Mostly I look at them like they're morons, then speak very slowly and precisely. I'll have to try some of these out :)

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  4. Those are great responses! I'd like to see the looks on their faces or then again, they might believe some of them.

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