Here's one for you. A friend of mine responds to a reported accident with injuries. Upon arrival he finds a female intoxicated but not injured outside the vehicle. After the field sobriety tests, he places her into custody. She throws something, which bounces off of his cruiser and smacks another officer in the chest. That something is . . . you guessed it, COCAINE!!
Her answer? You guessed it, "That's not mine."
Are you serious? What the cocaine fairy is just flying around?
HF's Sergeant party was this past weekend. For decorations I set up the
food table with the following: Pearl Black and Dark Blue balloons. I was
going to ...
4 years ago
Geez....it never belongs to them.
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