Flag on the play . . .

Addition to the idea of holding up plastic cards . . . penalty flags. Admit it, you've wanted to throw one. Probably at someone. Just think of how much fun that would be . . .

"Flag on the play. Arresting officer to be penalized thirty minutes from time of arrival at the jail for being an ass to the jail staff."

"Flag on the patient. Patient to be penalized by transport to the twenty four hour urgent care (read: slowest and smallest hospital in our jurisdiction)"