A quote from a friend of mine in the academy, "Well that detour was awesome, it took so long I now need an oil change."
"The left lane is for passing, the right lane is for YOU."
"I think people should have to write an essay on what a four way stop is and how to proceed at one. I also think there should be a second essay on why you need to treat a traffic light as one during a power outage."
"People, please. It's called maintaining the flow of traffic. Slow people on the right, be expeditious in your turn and don't do stupid shit."
The diagnosis on Lucille was bad yesterday. Apparently, city potholes bent every rim on the car. Instead of buying new rims, they are sending them off to b...
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