Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Traffic is overrated . . .

A quote from a friend of mine in the academy, "Well that detour was awesome, it took so long I now need an oil change."

"The left lane is for passing, the right lane is for YOU."

"I think people should have to write an essay on what a four way stop is and how to proceed at one. I also think there should be a second essay on why you need to treat a traffic light as one during a power outage."

"People, please. It's called maintaining the flow of traffic. Slow people on the right, be expeditious in your turn and don't do stupid shit."


  1. I take offense to the title of this Post. Shame on you. ;p

  2. Haha. Not traffic enforcement . . . just stupid people.

  3. I just came across your blog, from a link on -- I think -- MotorCop, to your post "It's Because I'm a Girl."

    You owe me a keyboard. I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while. As a former cop, and current volunteer FF/EMT, pretty much everything you say rings a bell one way or another.

    Many, many thanks!