I never thought I would say this, and I realize that it goes against all that is cop. However. I would much rather deal with someone who has been arrested before, than someone who has not. If they're frequent fliers they ask *less* stupid questions. Last night's winner? During lockdown time I got this:
"Uh, ma'am? How do I open my door back up from inside once it closes?"
"You can't."
"Are you bein' serious?"
"*Sigh*"
Oh American justice. . .
HF's Sergeant party was this past weekend. For decorations I set up the
food table with the following: Pearl Black and Dark Blue balloons. I was
going to ...
4 years ago
Oh, that is priceless! I bet he wanted room service too!
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to know there are stupid questions in every profession!
ReplyDeleteAt least he was polite.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a rookie on jail detail, I once asked a first-time arrestee if he wanted breakfast, he responded "what are the menu choices?" I answered: "eating or not eating."
The brilliance is dazzling!!!
ReplyDeletethanks for giving me a good smile today :)
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