Friday, May 22, 2009

So you've never been to jail . . .

I never thought I would say this, and I realize that it goes against all that is cop. However. I would much rather deal with someone who has been arrested before, than someone who has not. If they're frequent fliers they ask *less* stupid questions. Last night's winner? During lockdown time I got this:

"Uh, ma'am? How do I open my door back up from inside once it closes?"
"You can't."
"Are you bein' serious?"

Oh American justice. . .


  1. Oh, that is priceless! I bet he wanted room service too!

  2. It's nice to know there are stupid questions in every profession!

  3. At least he was polite.

    When I was a rookie on jail detail, I once asked a first-time arrestee if he wanted breakfast, he responded "what are the menu choices?" I answered: "eating or not eating."

  4. The brilliance is dazzling!!!

  5. thanks for giving me a good smile today :)