Wednesday, August 12, 2009

High crimes and misdemeanors . . .

Protip to all of you aspiring inmates out there; if you are going to smoke pot . . . do NOT do it in my jail. Yes. This happened. The ironic thing is said inmates waited until five minutes before mandatory standing headcount to do this. WTF? Like I'm NOT going to notice the strong odor of MARIJUANA in my housing unit. Really? I mean, really?
And besides, do you really want to smoke something that some other guy smuggled in the jail in his butt? I'm just saying . . .

PS: We're the Sheriff's Department, there's always a K9 on duty. You can hide it from me . . . not so much from him.

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